sewz its beenz wayz too long

i went to the hospital the other day and found out i have chlamydia. wtf? like omg how could i have gotten chlamydia. i wear domers like everytime i have the intercourse and like play it real safes and things so its really weird for me to have it you know. can you be borns with chlamydia? i asked my religous mother and lets just say she doesnt talk to me anymore. bitch. but anywayz you dont need to know these tings about me. tonight is localz night at garfs. gonna get realz greasy. drinking some absinthe and beers....50 beers. kade style. i hope my girlfriend isnt going to be there tonight because shes be such a bitch. big titty bitch. why is's me surrounded by beezies? other then these things nothing be new. im getting too drunk to write sewz ill tal to you all laterz.

peaceeee.

mY ooold bossss

ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sooooooo!!! i swaa my olld boss on the alta dooooooock today. shee was loook ing sooo fine plusss i wanted to bang hur sooooooo bad when i worked at the wildflower soo bad, for reaazzz. thurs waz accupl timz i wanted to mak a muuv on hur butz it would hav been a liittle awquard the next day atz work soooooo i figured i woul d wait til i saww hur when i didnt work therere. which brings me to todgay. i waz totlay chillling with my homie boyzz on the bluberry docks on alta where we got owr bronzzzzzzzzzzz onnnnzzzzzzzzz big time. then later i totaly swamz out to the floating dock and she waz totallly there. she was looook ing sooooooooooooo fine but shez wazzz with hur new man toy, so i waz aliitL shy. then whem i swam bak too the dok she kikcked me in the foot and waz all coy back slash she winked any me sexuakualy sooo im totally goining to look hour up then tell hur imn in to her and she willll melt allll over me. then ill be her baby dady and we kan live happily aver aftr. crozz ing mi fingurz i giet with that over the hillllllllll sweet poo tang. til next time peaze.

ok seww...

sew like last night their was this crazy party at one of the barz in town, buffalo billzz. it was sew crazy it was a chachi themed party and i strait fuckin killed it. i was dressed to the 9'z, liek the sexiest pink plaid shirt wit that coller fuckin POPPED! (tite!) and my silkiest white sunglaesses and my hottest tightest jeans, with a freshly shaved domepiece. anywayz it was the sickest time evur, my exotic gf was there and we dansed so hard on the danse flore, so pimp. all my friendz weere there and we parteed so hard, best timez. so we took a cab home and i just went inside and i knocked a bunch of shit over and woke everyone up, then grabbed my munchies and went back to my exotic beauties house and we played x box 360 and totally HJ'd eachother!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fuckin titeeee) anywho, i gotta run because its snowing out so i can't leave and my x box 360 is busted as and i reallllly need to jerk off. laterz.

snow day OMG!!

so today i was like about to go skiing at 2:00 and i foned devin cuz i couldn't find my skeeze and i was like where is my skeeze and he was like max took them cuz they didn't think i was gonna ski todady cuz i was bangin my girl lotz. then i went and did one run and it was pretty good i did like a backside 270 and sum 50/50s and shit and then i was like i need some bbq bobs and i told everyone that and we were at home and i went to order a cheeseburger and no one was there so i went home and like called them and sayz theres no one there. and when i wasn't looking devin totally ditched me and went to trevors house. and like my car is over there cuz i got drnk there and i kinda wanna see them guys cuz my xbox 360 isn't working.

i would totally go over there and but i'm like it's totally snowing so i'm stuck inside. totally sux.

fuckin april can't believe it sux so badz.


p.s. it's snowing and i can't go anywhere.

ps. i was smokinz some weedz that wuz laced with some pcps i thinkkkkk, (angeldust whatttttt) out of a hookah and so anywaizzzzz i'm liek seww ripped on dust and just tweeeeeeakin big time.

lets hang out soon, i'll call you

that one time...

so lately i've just been watching all the playoff games, its been pretty sweet (go canucks go) tonight i went to my friend trevor's house and there were so many ppl there, it was sewww aweeeeesummmm. burnout brendy was all over my unit, fuckin tight! maybe one day!!!! seewwwww like i gotta go because its getting late and i'm sewwww drunkkx right now lolz that i might die if i dont stop typing. seww i guess goodnight for nals and i'll see you when i seee'ewzzzz.

ps. i luv my gf

Greasy cock crew